the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

jkellemn0p:

i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.

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katnissuprising:

omfg

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peetaslongbun:

aprilspink:

I walk into my kitchen to see this

So I did what any normal person would do.

You are a glorious person.

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be4utiful-ending:

#no really #say those in snape’s voice

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no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

(Source: sexybritishllama)

“You have been fascinated by this whole universe of Harry Potter, and all the props and the wonderful sets; to the extent that you actually became a thief!”

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beautiiful-iimperfectiions:

biitchassness:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

WHOA

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror. 

Ohhhhh my god!

What a horrible joke aha but id totally do it

I want ittttttt

(Source: isadilli)